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Author Topic: If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!  (Read 25699 times)
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« on: February 07, 2009, 07:19:55 AM »

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments.  He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform.  knuppel2  The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was a little bit too busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me." 2funny

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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2009, 07:09:22 AM »

Thanks ... this is a good one Smiley

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« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2009, 12:06:19 PM »

Ek het n probleem met mense wat se "die Here het my gese "

mense se dit te maklik en eintlik is dit maar net sy eie wil wat geld.....

Ek weet van n vrou wat engeland toe is om n kerk daar te begin want sy reken "die Here het haar opdrag gegee"

Sy het haar kinders in sak en as gelos in SA en hulle kripeer .......

Bull Shit man stront storie
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2009, 12:32:20 PM »

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